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Utah Politician in Hot Water: 1985

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Utah politician Kevin Garner has gotten himself into hot water with the admission of an event that happened 25 years ago. It seems the then-28 yo and married politician took a dip in his hot tub with a 15yo employee, Cheryl Maher. Nakie. Ah…I remember 1985. It was a [...]



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