Sandra gets Oscar, Jesse gets Busted

You know those news stories that make you cringe? This breaking news about Sandra Bullock and Jesse James split is one of those stories for me. It’s not my love of Sandra that has me pissed off. It’s the fact that she’s been made a punchline. In the publicly punched in the gut, kind of punchline way. See what happens when you work hard, kick ass, build yourself professionally and win an Oscar, girls? Your husband sleeps with a tackily tattoo’ed model with a middle name in quotations. “Bombshell”.

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee has revealed personal details of their affair, claiming to have had a sex fest with Jesse James while Sandra was off at work on “The Blind Side”. She claimed she called him “Vanilla Gorilla” because he is so well endowed. Yeah. She also said they didn’t use a condom.

Thanks for sharing honey, but…TMI!

“Bombshell” also claims she is a victim as she had no idea Jesse was married (to an Oscar nominee). Poor girl, she’s no homewrecker. She’s just another hard working model trying to make it in this big tough world Yawn.Whatever. She’s already used up five of her fifteen minutes today. We’ll see if she’s saving the other ten for a pregnancy scare.

Poor Sandra. I hope she uses that Oscar statue to clock the gorilla over the head. He may be well endowed but clearly is lacking in IQ points. When you are married to an Oscar winner? You don’t sleep with someone whose personal brand most closely resembles an arcade game for pubescent boys.

I’m not alone here in finding this cringeworthy am I? Is it worse when your man cheats with someone with so much less success/status than you? What do you think?

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I can only speculate but I’m guessing Jesse needed to seek out a woman more in his comfort zone. A woman who would gravitate towards a man of his ‘ahem’ character. A woman in who’s eyes he would be idolized instead of diminished by a far superior woman aka Sandra Bullock.

I never understood how he and Sandra were paired together. Perhaps her Oscar speech gave a hint in her remark about her mother keeping her from pursuing stupid self destructive activities. Jesse, a famous “bad boy”, personified Sandra’s latent desire for excitement which she could not have under the watchful eye of her mother.

I feel sorry for the timing of this event since as you mentioned, Sandra worked so diligently at her Acting profession. I am not surprised by Jesse’s actions.
Stefan Ray

Yeah, lets all bash the guy. That is how it usually goes. I am not taking his side, but we do not know WHY her decided to do this. Has it ever occured to anyone that Sandra could have been cutting him off? There are always 2 sides to every story. Before you just jump in with BOTH feet and start throwing accusations and judging someone AND a situation you were not personally around for, I would just shut my respective mouth. It is obvious without even knowing that both the above posts were written by women. Unless you have been around BOTH Sandra and Jesse since the day they were married, just shut up and let them work out what happens.