Weekend Read: Mominatrix

Posted on 22. Jan, 2010 by momfluential in Book Tours, Featured, Reviews, VIP Scoop

Nothing to  do but read in bed tonight? Perhaps you need to dive under the covers with the  Mominatrix’s Guide To Sex by Kristen Chase. It’s witty, funny and unabashed. Kristen shares some amusing tips and tricks in this video but I have to confess something. I was entirely distracted by the gorgeous (clean!) house and furnishings. Instead of thinking about getting it on, I was thinking about getting a decorator. And a maid. Also, come to think of it, a new hairdresser, Kristen has good hair!

This confirms my suspicions. I’ve long been sure that the right hairdresser, decorator and cleaning crew, would make my sex life even awesomer. Then again, maybe all I really need is a blowout and a weekend at a nice hotel. Either way, I am recommending this book because I think Kristen is awesome, her advice is sound and her writing almost always worthy of a spit take. Laughter, if you didn’t already know it, is always sexy.

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